Hap: Austin, We can work in the break room can't we?
Austin: Yes Hap, but we aren't allowed in the Prep Room or the Hanger.
Austin:
So far those security guys
have been pretty good
about getting us in these security areas.
This
is CNN Headline News.
This late breaking story just in.
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Hap:
Austin? Do you want me to get you a ballast?
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Badges
Austin: No Hap, I only want to check this fixture for Goldstar Ballasts
Security
as been tighten on all airforce
bases after a series of espionige cases.
President
Clinton has authorized the use
of deadly force to stop the . . .
Austin: What's that sound? We didn't set off an alarm, did we?!
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Hap: I don't hear anything. It's probably the fan.
.
. . flow of top secret
documents to enemies of the United States.
Security;
Drop that wire nut right now!
What are doing in this area?
Hap: Oh Oh
Security;
You were told to stay out of
the hanger.
Now I have to fill out more paperwork.
It might be easiler if I shot you!?
Hap: But, but, but We weren't in the hanger
The
President is asking the military to
shoot first and ask questions later.
Austin: Could someone Please turn off this TV?!